Builder Sneaks Vile Swear Word Into Driveway…
Warning – Not For The Easily Offended!!!!

Heating Engineer Alan Perkins was more than a little surprised to see what a cheeky tradesman had done to his brand new block paving driveway.

After paying the final payment in cash to the brazen builder he set about cleaning the area with his Karcher pressure washer only to discover the word C**T written clearly in the brickwork (see picture).

The Sunday Sport reported that Alan felt that he had got himself a real bargain with the £3,000 ‘cash-in-hand’ deal. Alan of Toft, Cheshire said ‘To be honest, I was expecting the job to be a bit ragged round the edges for the price but it’s quite good. The blocks are all laid perfectly, the kerbs are level – it’s only the ruddy great ‘C**T’ that spoils it’.

Alan went on to say that he had absolutely non idea why the builder had dropped the c-bomb on his drive as he had not fallen out with them in any way. But he is now being DRIVE-n to distraction by the obscene publication on his doorstep!