“I’m in an intimate relationship with my van.”
Kieth, an electrician, is in a committed relationship with his van ‘Jake’. He first met the van at an auction in Tamworth. From there, their relationship blossomed. His obsession with the vehicles isn’t new though and first began at a young age though, when he used to wash his dad’s work van.
But, he didn’t find true love until he found Jake.
Kieth described: “it was love at first sight.”
“His body… That interior… It all just seemed to fit, you know?”
“I just felt an instant connection.”
When asked about why he feels this way, Kieth revealed: “Honestly, I don’t know why I feel the way I do but I just absolutely love Jake, we always have such a good time together.”
Getting him gifts, caressing and kissing him, Kieth even does special things for the van’s birthday. But, that’s not all. In fact, Kieth’s relationship with Jake goes beyond dates and presents…
Kieth added: “we have our times when we get sexual.”
“It’s very special to make love the Jake.”
Of course, there have been times where the van has been damaged. And this has hurt Kieth. In fact, he described that “if something were to ever happen to Jake, I think my heart would just stop.”
One of the only people who know of Kieth’s relationship with his van is his roommate Kim. Worried about others finding out, Kieth’s main concern is how his relationship will affect his career as an electrician. He stated, “But I love him to death and I wouldn’t trade him for the world.”
Check out Kieth’s story for yourself:
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