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Site managers tend to get a lot of stick on site. Whether this is because they never offer you a cuppa, they’re trying to tell you how to do your job despite not having a clue how to do it, or by simply throwing health and safety at you every single moment of the day.

So, we decided to put together the opposite of what you might hear from a site manager on site. This is… ‘things site managers would never say!’

And you lot in the customers came up with some brilliant phrases site managers would never say including:

“Don’t die or I’ll have to hunt for this really useful piece of paper to cover my arse!”

“I have no idea what I’m doing just wing it.”

“I’ll retreat to my site office and close the door. So if you or someone else dies doing that job, I didn’t tell you to do it that way or see you do it that way, but do it that way, it needs doing.”

So what do you think? Can you think of any others? Let us know in the comments below.

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